ANTG Global Selects’s Coffee Creamer is a 26% THC, Indica-leaning cultivar created by crossing Original Z and Kush Mintz #11. Developed by JBeezy, who founded Seed Junky Genetics in a modest Southern California garage, Coffee Creamer follows in the footsteps of other renowned Seed Junky cultivars like Ice Cream Cake and Wedding Cake. Grown here in Australia ANTG Global Selects’s Coffee Creamer’s dominant terpenes are Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Linalool, and Myrcene.
Original Z, also known as Zkittlez, has a rich history in the cannabis world. The cultivar is believed to have originated from an individual known as Gas Station Bob and was brought to prominence by growers Fields and Tony Mendo under the name Terp Hogz. With the help of Brandon Parker from the 3rd Gen Family, they cultivated and entered Original Z into competitions, creating new crosses that solidified its reputation. The cultivar has earned numerous accolades, including 1st Place at the 2016 Emerald Cup, the 2023 King of Z Hill, and several Cannabis Cup placements in San Francisco and Michigan. In 2023, Terp Hogz announced they would officially use the name “The Original Z” following a settlement with a candy company over alleged trademark infringement.
Original Z is known for its sweet, fruity aroma reminiscent of tropical candy. When vaped it offers a smooth, candy-like taste with citrusy, earthy undertones and a hint of spice. High in Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Humulene, Original Z is known for its relaxing effects, making it a popular choice among patients in the US for managing stress, anxiety, and mild pain.
Kush Mints #11 is a balanced hybrid cannabis cultivar, originating from a cross between Animal Mints and Bubba Kush. It has a minty, cookie-like aroma with undertones of gas and pine. Kush Mints #11 is popular in the US among recreational users who often report feelings of relaxation, euphoria, and arousal. While medicinal users frequently turn to Kush Mints #11 to alleviate symptoms of anxiety, stress, and depression. Kush Mints #11 is typically high in Limonene, followed by Caryophyllene and Linalool.
Review
Opening my 10-gram tub of ANTG Global Selects’s Coffee Creamer (batch F-240162B), I’m greeted by an earthy aroma reminiscent of freshly ground coffee left to settle overnight, complemented by subtle citrus and berry undertones and a hint of sweetness all adding to its unique profile.
Coffee Creamer’s mostly small buds were light green with a good mix of purple. They had a thick layer of trichomes giving them a subtle frosted look with rust-coloured pistils.
Coffee Creamer’s buds were firm with minimal bounce back when squeezed. While slightly tacky, they leaned towards the drier side, crumbling after just two turns in my grinder. Unfortunately, this means Coffee Creamer didn’t pass the Sticky Icky Test. (There was no humidity pack in my tub.)
Starting at 185C ANTG Global Selects’s Coffee Creamer has a smooth, sweet taste that blends coffee notes with subtle hints of fruit. Coffee Creamer has a slow, creeping effect that gradually builds up, allowing it to fully kick in over time. Once it takes hold, it wraps me in a gentle euphoria and a soothing body buzz, which effectively melts away my stress and anxiety. The high is both clearheaded and calming, providing a sense of tranquillity and mental clarity. Coffee Creamer leaves me feeling relaxed, comfortably balanced, and ready for a restful evening making it best suited for a late afternoon to early evening slot in my rotation.
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Will I refill this prescription? No. ANTG Global Selects’s Coffee Creamer started on the drier side and quickly lost much of its terpene richness and aromatic potency after just a few days, leaving it smelling and tasting like hay. I soon found myself chasing after Coffee Creamer's initial effects and requiring more than one dosing cap (a dosing cap for me is 0.15 of a gram) to reach my desired medicating level which diminishes its cost-effectiveness at $129.
⭐️⭐️⭐️ (3 out of 5 stars)
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You did it again, reviewed another flower I had my eye on and saved me from some disappointment. The price is pretty good. I got good value out of Karoo#1, the price was good and the effects were great but that one was pretty dry also. How has the Miss Kim been?
I wonder if you would know, why are so many of our medical cannabis products so dry? I’ve had it happen so many times, that you open a tub and at first it isn’t too bad but within days it’s bone dry with no smell. There seem to be few products that stay moist and fragrant. Best I have had has been Spritzer and Apples and Bananas. I’ve had several tubs of Topaz that have actually kept their moisture content and fragrance. I’m looking for some Indica dominant strains for sleep atm got any suggestions?